May 13: National Fruit Cocktail Day

Fruit Cocktail. Not a huge fan. I'm not a huge fan of anything that comes out of a can actually. I guess I could have bought fresh fruit, cut it all up, put it in some fruit juice (or corn syrup) and actually made my own fruit cocktail. But I didn't.

Now let's dissect this word. Cocktail = alcohol? That's what I think of when I hear the word cocktail. And then you have to go and make it all healthy on me by adding fruit to it.

I'm pretty sure if you put fruit in alcohol, it would taste a lot better than this stuff out of a can did.

Just a thought.

I'm going to be honest with you. Those marshmallows you see? Well, they were extremely dry and stale. I threw them out after taking this photo. No way was I going to eat those.