May 28: National Hamburger Day

What's for dinner?
BEEF.

Have you ever heard that advertisement before? It's one of my favorites.

I have several different words (sounds?) that I make if I am either upset or excited or pretty much feeling any emotion.

My most common one is: Meefsk.

I've gotten a whole lot of other people to start saying it also.

There's also Hoofska and Umpfk.

And Beef used to be included too. But then I realized that "Beef" is totally unoriginal because it's actually a word. So I stopped saying it.

But I have a feeling, that one day, Meefsk is going to be in the dictionary.

Just watch and see.

Anyways, National Hamburger Day.

I just happened to go out to eat to celebrate my brother's birthday early, and I knew I should get a hamburger.

Now, I like my burgers pretty plain. Meat and bun. No cheese. Sometimes avocado and bacon. And sometimes a sauce.

This one here came with some very good and crunchy fries. I love fries/most potatoes in general.

I also had this very fancy cocktail. It had a whole bunch of stuff in it. Lavender flavored vanilla syrup and huckleberry vodka. It did not disappoint.

May 13: National Fruit Cocktail Day

Fruit Cocktail. Not a huge fan. I'm not a huge fan of anything that comes out of a can actually. I guess I could have bought fresh fruit, cut it all up, put it in some fruit juice (or corn syrup) and actually made my own fruit cocktail. But I didn't.

Now let's dissect this word. Cocktail = alcohol? That's what I think of when I hear the word cocktail. And then you have to go and make it all healthy on me by adding fruit to it.

I'm pretty sure if you put fruit in alcohol, it would taste a lot better than this stuff out of a can did.

Just a thought.

I'm going to be honest with you. Those marshmallows you see? Well, they were extremely dry and stale. I threw them out after taking this photo. No way was I going to eat those.