Monday, May 18, 2015

May 18: National No Dirty Dishes Day

Today is my day to do the dishes. Which ended up being ironic because it's National No Dirty Dishes Day.

I came up with a list of instructions of how to properly do the dishes. I also came up with a super safe dish washing outfit. Because as every girl knows, it's all about those accessories!



Please take note of my rain boots, my poncho (yes, those are animals on my poncho), bandana, eye safety goggles, and super thick rubber gloves!

Note: Yes, I am wearing shorts under that poncho. Doing dishes pantless could cause several safety issues. You could burn your legs with water. And you could scare your neighbors.


JazzyJ's Super Suds No Dirty Dishes Directions:

1. Don an apron (or better yet, just put on a rain poncho)
2. Use a LOT of soap (I'm talking like about a cups worth of soap) (OR, use fun scented bubble bath)
3. Put on super thick rubber gloves (you don't want to get any germies on you)
4. Place safety goggles securely on your face to avoid getting soap in your eyes. Tighten straps if necessary.
5. Secure a mask over your mouth to avoid accidentally ingesting any flying bubbles (or germs). If you don't have a mask, a bandana will work.

6. Wear rain boots to provide better traction as water and bubbles will go flying!

Note: If you use bubble bath on your dishes, they will smell nice also. Always an added bonus. Because who doesn't want to eat dinner off of scented plates that smell like bubblegum?

Now that you are all set, wash those dishes. I prefer to use circular motions while cleaning those dishes, but you may choose to use a back and forth washing method.
 


And another picture just because they make me laugh.

Can you see those bubbles? They blend in nicely with the sink but I can assure you, there were bubbles in the hundreds.

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