Wednesday, August 5, 2015

August 5: National Underwear Day

I live for underwear.

Okay. Well not quite. I also live for a lot of other reasons.

But I do love my underwear.

Now I'm not going to post pictures of my underwear. (Although, you would probably be pretty impressed with my collection.)

And obviously I am NOT going to post pictures of me in my underwear.

So I will just tell you about some of them.

I own A LOT of underwear.

The only person I know who owns more underwear than me is my friend Allison.

We have a lot of matching pairs.

We had another roommate in college who estimated that she owned 7 pairs of underwear. That is only one per a day of the week. I don't know why this was an estimation because she easily could have counted them. Also, she didn't do laundry that often. I tried not to think about that.

Anyways, my underwear collection...

I own underwear that are bright purple with a variety of wild cats on them. Think jaguars and tigers.

I own underwear with zebras on them.

I own underwear that are designed to look like a pair of denim shorts. Note: They are not actually denim.

I own Batman underwear and Mickey Mouse underwear.

I own a pair of underwear that I have deemed to be my lucky lobsters. They have lobsters on them. I used to wear them when I had a big test in college.

Anyways, I hope you wore your favorite pair of underwear today!

It should be noted that I 100% completely believe that the underwear you wear can affect the outcome of your day. That's why it is always important to make sure you have the right pair on for that day.

Happy underwear wearing!


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